If you taser me, do I not piss myself?
Posted by Ceri Davies Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:15:00 GMT
Dick just brought my attention to the all new consumer Taser. Holy shit.
The promotion on the website has a picture of a man embracing his daughter at graduation, with the tagline of:
You saved money for her tuition…
But did you teach her how to save her life?
Unbelievable. Do these people really not think that a mugger/rapist/cop/burglar might find it slightly less hassle to Taser a victim rather than wrestle them to the ground with a knife? No, we’re all safe now that everyone has guns and Tasers…
Between that and the patent application for stories I’d love to gloat at the USA but these things are probably all coming here eventually.
In other (non–) news, the cat is still missing. Fate managed to crush my soul just a little more last night with the gift of an ultra-realistic dream wherein he came home and was fine. Fuck you, REM.
